A Conversation

sillysuthi: what does the lucky charms guy say again?
Dethfactor: Silly Faggot Dicks are for Chicks?
Dethfactor: wait..wrong cereal
Dethfactor: Umm something about slobbering on his blarney stone err something..
sillysuthi: i can't find me lucky charms?
Dethfactor: ahh yeah.. thats it
Dethfactor: stupid irish faggot.. always leaving his shit everywhere
sillysuthi: yeah, thats the ticket. faggioso
Dethfactor: so.. do you have any photography tips for me? like don't clean your lenses with piss
sillysuthi: thats a start. make sure your lenses are stored well. they can get moldy
Dethfactor: especially if you piss on them
sillysuthi: exactly. and no poo either.
Dethfactor: I dunno anything about metering you can tell me?! film tips?! I dunno Im definately an amature.. I've taken like 2 good pictures in my life
sillysuthi: metering. well, the light meter will read everything as being middle gray
Dethfactor: yeah
Dethfactor: I knows that
sillysuthi: so, a person backlit will be averaged out and that is why the person is dark
sillysuthi: so you have to meter the light for the person
Dethfactor: yeah
Dethfactor: and offset the aperature size a few steps to compensate for the darks/lights
sillysuthi: so for example, a white person's skintone is a zone 6. mid grey is zone 5.. yes exactly
Dethfactor: I knows.. I reads about that..
Dethfactor: practiced very little though
Dethfactor: never have time
Dethfactor: umm any lenses you'd recommend/cameras
sillysuthi: go to a camera store and buy a grey card
Dethfactor: I have one
sillysuthi: when you meter the light falling on the gray card, that should be the correct exposure
sillysuthi: so if you put the grey card where you want to meter the light and measure form that, you should be fine. it takes a little more time, but it'll give you correct exposure
Dethfactor: gotcha
sillysuthi: or, measure the palm of your hand and then add one stop more exposure
Dethfactor: I have a continious tungsten lighting kit
sillysuthi: what is the color temp of the lights?
Dethfactor: hmm good questions
Dethfactor: I'll have to get back to you on that one
sillysuthi: you'll have to compensate with your film or a filter
Dethfactor: gotcha gotcha
sillysuthi: unless you want the color to be warm
Dethfactor: anything mystical.. like if I pray to the thai gods of snickers bars that my photos will all look glossy
sillysuthi: what do you mean by glossy? not snickers no. maybe almond joy.
Dethfactor: I dunno
Dethfactor: Im just being silly
Dethfactor: what about mounds?
Dethfactor: no nuts for me maam
sillysuthi: mounds sounds too sexual. no
Dethfactor: well I don't want any nuts in my food
sillysuthi: me neither, especially if they're musky
Dethfactor: musky nuts? what kinda men you dating?
sillysuthi: i dunno!
Dethfactor: how can you not know? don't you check to see if they wash!? musky nuts.. geesh
sillysuthi: well, guys are generally musky! so wouldn't nuts be musky too?!
Dethfactor: no
Dethfactor: there is no musk about my nuts..
sillysuthi: how do you know? do you sniff your balls?
sillysuthi: ballsniffer.
Dethfactor: no.. I waft the odors.. I do not sniff..
sillysuthi: okay...
Dethfactor: hehe